- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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