- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I wrote a funny joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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