What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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