- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do I hate? people

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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