- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A black person dies.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

whats my name? Matt

i have yougurt mit traktor

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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