- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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