Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Anti Joke

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