- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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