Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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