shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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