Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

I am quite mature.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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