- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Gus's mom

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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