Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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