NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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