- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Justin Bieber

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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