- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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