Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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