- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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