What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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