- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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