- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

So these two girls have a cup .

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Your're racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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