- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Misner is a twat.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

My Nan, that is all.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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