- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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