- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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