- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

I am a mime

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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