- Anti Joke

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Trump will make America great again.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.