Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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the bible

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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