- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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