Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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were you expecting a joke

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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