- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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