- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Women's rights.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

My wife made me a sandwich

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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antijoke is the best website.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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