- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

kieran is a homosexual

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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