- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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