A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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