How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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there was once a jew

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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