- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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