- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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