- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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