- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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