- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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