What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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