- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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