- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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