What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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