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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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