If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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One time i was sitting down

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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