- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

hashtags suck balls

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

your no better than a cockroach

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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