- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

ever tried african food? they neither

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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