Women deserve equal rights.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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