- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

This is a joke.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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