A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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