- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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