What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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This is a joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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