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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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