Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Womans baksetball...

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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