- Anti Joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Two women were sitting quietly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Poop

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.