Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A French man gets into a fight

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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