Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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