- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I don't get it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

alert("Hello");

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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