Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Good job, son.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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