Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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