- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

your mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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