- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the fish say after he

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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