- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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