- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

The holocaust

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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