What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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