- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How come anti jokes r funny

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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