What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Women's Rights..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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