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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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