- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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