- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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