why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Wolfjob.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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