Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

knock knock go away

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

like most people my age. im 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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