- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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