what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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