Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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