Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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