- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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