How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How old are you? 7

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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