Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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America

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