- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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