My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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