Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A Chinese man fails a math test

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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