why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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