- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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