- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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