How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

The truth is he loves her!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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