- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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