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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

i saw amango it splootered

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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