- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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