- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

hi michael

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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