Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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autistic kids rock

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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