Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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