- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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