- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Your face

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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