- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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